A message I sent to a British kid over Myspace
This kid had a picture of colonel sanders on his myspace, and he lived in fucking England. I just had to lay the smack down on him. Here is the message I sent him.
Hi,
I came across this shit hole you call a myspace page.
I am a proud American. Always have. Always will be. yessur.
and WE are the inventititors of KFC. And let me tell you somethin you snake eyed son of a bitch. THIS OUR FUCKING SHIT. OUR SHIT. Not your shit. Its Kentucky fried chicken. Not unitited kingdom tea drinking, polo playing, soccer kicking, drive on the wrong side of the rode, fried chicken.
now let me tell you somethin. You mess with a nigga like me. I'm straight out of Compton. I'll beat the shit out of you and make you suck my friends dick. Snap your trigger finger in six different places. Now that's what a nigga like ME is gonna do to a faker like YOU.
now me and the fellow American black community take pride in your chicken, watermelon and koolaid. And when a nigga like you comes all up in here. claimin to be the god colonel sanders himself. LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU SOMETHING NIGGA. THAT NIGGA MR SANDERS DEAD. YEAH I FUCKING SAID THAT SHIT. DEAD. Like yo ASS is gonna be if you don't take that picture out.
-j bee
posted by Josh @ 9:12 PM
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