How I single handedly defeated The French Rapist
this kid at my school, his name is alex taylor. we call him "The French Rapist" no one messes with his shit.
one day he got bumped by a kid. all hell broke lose. the fire alarms soon went off and all the teachers were running under desks, jumping over shit. crying.
i look over to "TFR" and i'll always remember his eyes. oh god. his eyes. the look in his eyes was wild. he had the kid by the neck and a broken wine bottle in the other. slowly tristing it into the poor childs spine.
as he laughed like a menace i put on my leather jacket and sun glasses. there were several riots all around. everyone was screaming and several large fires were in the background. blood littered the hallway floors and homemade bombs were being thrown in every direction as with fists of the rival gangs at my school. it was utter terror.
i said in a whisper "Everybody stop right-fucking-now" and every single person in my school looked at me in horror as i put the collor up on my leathet jacket and walked twords "TFR" as my leather boots clicked to the floor.
"You gonna mess with someone, mess with me" i said as i stared at the 7 foot giant known as "TFR". he set the kid he was stabbing down and said "You gotta problem?" i said "Yeah homeboy i do. and no body, i mean no body call me chicken" he steps away in fear as i jump around kicking madly into the air screaming at the top of my lungs my favorite chapter of "to kill a mocking bird". "i can taste you're fear Frenchy" As i said that the entire school broke it's silence and went "OOOOOOOOH" and i put my finger against the blood and licked it. "mmm tastes of CHAOS"
as i said this i whipped a chain saw out of my pocket and cut off TFR arms and i watched him suffer to the groundand cry while he bleed, slowly dieing. I said "this partys over" and set him on fire while walking out of the school in slow motion, as i did that badass music started to play and everyone looked at me with amazement and the girls talked about how much of a dreamboat i am.
God I kick ass.
posted by Josh @ 9:46 PM
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