what happens when people try to trick Gabriel
I had my speakers all the way up, no one in the house, it was midnight and all the lights were off in my house. I open up a forum thread about some steve irwin video.
I watched the with anticipation as my face was only but 2 inches from the screen. My mind was completely focused on the text that was being displayed. I read all of it and got ready for the clip. "Here we fucking go" I eagerly said to to my self. The screen went black and scary face popped up with a loud scream. I quickly dodged this because of my Free Masons training and shot my monitor 46 times with my pistol. As each bullet hit my screen I screamed "FUCK YOU"
I got into my ford f150. I started er up and started to drive. With one hand on my streering wheel and the other on my 12 gauge shotgun I occasionally shot at random civilians on the sidewalks. Before I knew it 14 police cars were being following blasting there sirens and shooting my ford. noone shoots my shit I thought to my self and put my truck on cruise control as I climbed onto the hood of my car shotgun in hand and shot all 14 police cars only using 3 bullets.
I climbed back in and went over a jump landing right infront of DougDougs apartment complex. I shot open the door and set everyone person on the first floor on fire. I got into the elivator and shot the floor 6 button. I got to floor six and went to dougdougs door. I kicked it open with my foot and said "everybody mother fucking freeze"
Doug was on his computer laughing as people fell for his prank and his mom made hotpockets in their microwave oven. I quickly took the hot pockets, got out a plate and set them on it and put it in the microwave so it wouldn't get dirty or anything. Then I took dougs mom by the head and tossed her into the oven. Before Doug could even flinch I backflipped over the table with my shotgun set straight for his head.
he begged for mercy and promised to get a mod to delete the thread but i told him that wasnt enough. i quickly pulled out my rope and tied him to a chair and danced around him while dumping gasoline on his body. he was so scared he was shivering and crying for his mother.
"Your mother fucking mom aint here, ***got" i said as i took a match and tossed it behind me as i walked out the door. i then walked home and began typing my story on my computer
thats what happens when you try to mother-fucking trick me
posted by Josh @ 5:59 PM
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